Country Dictionary

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Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife

That guy right there he's a Sparky Marky

by February 03, 2022

Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.

"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "

by Old_Balls December 01, 2019

Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.

Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!

by JSnow7J November 06, 2019

Sparky Clasp

When you stick your pp in her booty and hit her with a taser so you get that nice tingly clasp

I gave her the ole sparky clasp. I think she’s the one

by Creamhardcryharder February 01, 2022