Country Dictionary

A town in Pennsylvania that is the definition of "Scenic Nowhere". It's really, really scenic... but it's a resort town in the middle of nowhere.

I'm going on vacation to Harveys Lake!
...where is that?!

lame town in northern illinois where bars and boats are considered a priority and school is not.

where's a bar? oh yeah, it's fox lake, walk two feet, you'll find one. If you can get through the crowd of drunk people.

A waveless Atlantic ocean. Calm, peacefull, undisturbed water.

Two surfers looking at the Atlantic, one says "boy, is it flat like a lake"
The other surfer replies, "yeah, lake Atlantic"

A word originating in the middle parts of NY in the tri- state area. Referring too someone as d-lake is showing them the utmost respect. The word is only used when someone is truly showing respect. It should not be used lightly such as the words; dude, man, bro, dog etc...

Dave: yo, I finally did it bro! I called up Timmy and he said he'll pay for the drinks! We live! Brian: D-Lake!!! You are the fucking Mann!!!!!

One who is blind to redicule, and ridiculously over-confident. A God-like person who is amazing at everything he does.

"Gary Fuckin Lakes Everybody!!"

"Did you see that goal Messi just scored?", "I know, that was totally Gary Lakes."

A place in Texas that used to have a lake with healing powers...it has since dried up.

Sam Houston bathed in the Sour Springs Hotel in Sour Lake.

Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.

Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.