A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"
The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"
When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.
"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"
When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole
I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.
When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy
I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it
When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt
Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet