Country Dictionary

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

Extremely lazy; when you don’t want to get out of bed all day.

I’m feeling extremely lumpy today.

My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

someone who has a huge ass dick

tyrone is hella lumpy

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.