A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word for a woman's period; to be on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.
I am on the crimson tide this week. BLOODY PooN. ILove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my crimson tide...SHOCKER
Red tide is a communist plot that produces potent neurotoxins in the Gulf of Mexico area. Irritations of the eyes, nose, throat, tingling lips and tongue are common symptoms that often occur during red tides, along with massive fish and marine life death.
"Stay indoors! Those damn Ruskies hit us with the Red Tide again."
The evidently mandatory utterance upon teabagging unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.
"Go for it Billy Bob! Teabag him real good, Roll Tide!"
A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.
"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!
Someone who is part generation that eats tide pods.
Hey joe, listen to this tide podder talk about donald trump feeding fish.