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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 06, 2017

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 06, 2017

Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.

1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!

by Giangi January 08, 2021

Penced

1. To have faith in someone who blindsides you and lets you down
2. When someone reveals their true colors and betrays you in a time of need
3. When a coward doesn't uphold the truth

Example: Judas "Penced" Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver

by TamTamE August 19, 2023

Big Daddy Pence

Mike Pence’s Alias. How Mike Pence is referred as by Gen Z and others on TikTok. As for why; I have no idea.

Yo you saw the fly on Big Daddy Pence’s hair last night on the debate?

by bidenharris2020 October 25, 2020

Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.

I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.

by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024

to pence

To backstab , or Betray

(To pence) Mike is owned by China and penced over 74million American patriots to stay loyal to his homeland of China

by Atom meatshaft D January 07, 2021