Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.

Journal Aug, 1, 2017 I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"

by Geek_Squad_999 August 02, 2017

Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor" Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess

Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name

by subway572572 November 14, 2023

Dell XPS

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.

Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.

by AFN7 December 01, 2017

Low XP Warrior

Basically someone who is a beta bitch and will do anything for a woman's attention or validation

That dude is a low XP warrior

by Kanyefan54 March 05, 2024

Fortnite XP Glitch

when you just have to get to tier 100 over night.

hey wanna do a Fortnite XP Glitch?

by Gonger Man 3000 December 16, 2021

xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.

When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.

by zombieman132 October 19, 2013

double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019