A fork of Rural Dictionary
The answer to all of lives problems and meaning of life. The power of everything
guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.
How can that guy with the mullet have so many friends?
Thats not a guy, thats Chris Rieman.
A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
He's just like a Chris! He's hot and sexy too!
A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
A man who is very seductive and suave; a true gentleman
That guy is such a Chris, he gets all the girls.