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A Jordyn is a filthy little whore with bomb ass cakes. She will ride you often and hard but be warned, she will also do the same to an entire city block. Stay far away for if you cock gets wrapped in her evil clutches you will get heartbroken with nothing more than decent spank bank material. She will live in Bakersfield and swear she isnt a fucking liar but that is untrue. Dont let her fat ass and crazy talk suck you in. A meth addiction should probably be better for your personal wellbeing.
God damn I hope I never see Jordyn again! I would literally fall back into a year long depression.
a ugly girl, selfish and annoying, at first but when you get to know her she is the most amazing girl every, still annoying, but she is a every awesome best friend
hey jordyn
yea
you really are annoying
oh ok
i love you for that
A professional Canadian football player who plays for Paris Saint German
She is also extremely hot.
- You know Jordyn Huitema?
• Yeah she’s that hot footballer who plays for PSG right?
Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!