Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

baseball

gay, game for faggots, thats right game NOT sport, sports involve physical activity

baseball players don't do shit compared to lacrosse players

by bigc August 04, 2007

Baseball

Rip-off cricket, the sport that tries so hard to be as good as cricket

"Baseball is just cricket for american's"

by e_crix04 June 02, 2020

baseball

true definition: gay

"Dude, that's so baseball"

"It's baseball!"

by Jakeywakey July 11, 2008

Baseball

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

by ShawnTight October 11, 2008

baseball

The ultimate pussy sport in high school. Played by outta shape kids who think they're athletic, but really couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it.

Guy 1: Hey don't you have a baseball game tonight?
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.

by 123454321 June 13, 2006

Baseball

1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone

2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie

1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.

2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!

by Exhibit May 15, 2005

baseball

A game played by people to scared to play lacrosse.

Baseball kid 1: Yo man lets go play some baseball!
Baseball kid 2: Okay! And after you can rub some hemroid cream on rear!
Baseball kid 1: ALRIGHT@!@!@@!#

by klhsalkdhsalkdhlka February 27, 2008