A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.
Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME
a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat”
to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.
Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.