A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brandon’s are hard guys that can put people into place, also they can be used as a sideman name(firm, crew or squad)also they are very romantic and give every girl respect even if they don’t like them, they are most likely good in bed, love pleasuring themselves.
Brandon’s
An incredibly handsome, genuine, strong man.
"Wow, you chop wood like a Brandon."
"Hey! Thank you for getting my cat out of the tree, you must be a Brandon."
A hideous greasy-haired drugged out looking chav lanky prick who looks like he hasn't
showered in years as well as a professional gaslighter and manipulator. He has a false
sense of entitlement which deludes him into thinking he can treat as if there below
him
when it's actually the other way round and it's HIM who's below most people.
He refuses to apologise for his appalling behaviour and abuse but probably won't like
it if the shoe was on the other foot and he was on the receiving end of someone's
bullcrap.
He is sick disgusting freak and total psychopath who beats and picks on poor
defenceless animals, Brandon is someone who hasn't gotten a taste of his own
medicine yet and clearly hasn't been disciplined when he was a kid that's why he's
turned into such an insufferable spoiled brat as an adult. However what goes comes
around and he will pay for being an animal abusing piece of shit.
If you come across a Brandon run
Why are you being such a Brandon today
Why are you being such a Brandon today
(Used as synonym for physcopath)
Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick
A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican
Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon