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Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.

Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms? Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou. Doctor: makes sense.

by BodiButter September 19, 2023

Caillou

Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.

“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”

by DrewHandle April 01, 2023

Caillou

A savage child show. Caillou mean little rock in french Caillou is bald Help

'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'

by Bastobasto July 02, 2017

Caillou

A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)

Mom: Caillou, time for dinner! Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.

by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021

Caillou

The worst show ever

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou

by Rainbowboiii June 03, 2023

caillou

tanakas real name is caillou

omg it’s caillou and noya !!!

by kindlife2207 November 10, 2020

Caillou

He’s bald

Caillous a baldie

by 8bitpotato1216 September 08, 2021