Country Dictionary

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donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I

omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick

by Scimmylolzies123 May 02, 2023

Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it

This "donkey dick was very tasty"

by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 02, 2020

Donkey dick

A big ass 25 ounce beer that you chug. A big ass beer that will fade u tf up

Yo Brok can you pass me a donkey dick.

I’m going to shotgun this donkey dick.

by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020

Donkey Dick

A very surprisingly large penis.

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler

by hamsandy October 22, 2023

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018