Country Dictionary

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sext hag

A female that is sexting a married man.

"I found out my husband is sexting a sext hag so I divorced him."

by JJ💔LOVE May 21, 2022

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Fag Hags

Women who cling to gay men. Often seen around groups of gay men, they use the insulating effect to enjoy a night on the town without being assaulted by straight men. Also one who clings to a gay guy and reports to be his "bff".

"Wow those girls are such fag hags."

by Nate444 February 12, 2008

hags

a weird way to write hugs. used by people who like to think its "cute" or "funny".

Have a great summer! HAGS!

by anonymous August 07, 2004

hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

by monkey40 July 25, 2009

lollipop hag

a hag that likes lollipops

a lollipop had a lollipop hag

by madali August 30, 2009