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maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Maroon

Not the color. Almost like moron. Someone who is a idiot

Brendan: Look at the guy driving on the wrong side of the road. Nick: Ya what a maroon.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

Maroons

Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex. A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!

by Billy Slaughter June 03, 2024

Maroon

Alex and luca

Alex =maroon Luca= maroon

by Uncreative .exe December 09, 2019

Marooner

something that doesn't exist

A: what's a marooner? B: idk man

by peepeerson August 22, 2020

Maroon Splatoon

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

by BookofKane January 08, 2024