Country Dictionary

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.

My nickers dont fit any more

Cunt Blob: The fat that is located just above the crotch line and below the belt line. Found primarily on women but funnier when found on a man.

"Check out the CB Bulge on that one!"

The Bulge that leaves you needing some beverage. Compliments Major Moist perfectly.

I bumped Spicy Bulges with Major Moist over there. He cried.

The act of a well behaved group of men or women who derive sexual excitement from urinating on the protruding midriff of a pregnant woman.

Not to be confused with orange bulging which is being caught stealing oranges from the market and much less sexy.

“Roddard? Isn’t Ginger almost at term now? Shouldn't we invite the clan round for a spot of golden bulging before she pops?”

When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but you’re trying to be polite

Bradon: My girlfriend won’t ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.