A fork of Rural Dictionary
a kid that will ching you up
for the Americans:
you finna get stabbed by my guy
the roadman loves to stab Americans
The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is ‘Mandem’. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun ‘Man’’ which is often used in place of ‘Me’ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.
“Hey have you heard about Daniel”
“Yeah he’s turned into a proper Roadman”
A person, mostly found in london, that is probably in a gang that smokes weed. There are 3 levels of roadmen:
Level 1 Roadman (Trainee Roadman): Trainee roadmen will always have authentic/genuine clothes. Trainee roadmen are usually no older than 15, though sometimes there will be older Trainee roadmen.
They commonly wear grey tracksuits and Air maxes. They also have to always wear a pouch with them.
Level 2 Roadman (Part-time Roadman): These Roadmen aren't full time roadmen, as the name suggests, they usually have a job. The Part-time roadmen also have BBM installed on their mobile devices. They weara mix between real and fake clothes, but they wear a Puffer jacket in the winter, and a tracksuit in the summner. They also come up to you at any given moment and ask you for a Rizla.
Level 3 Roadman (Certified Roadman): If a roadman is at level 3, then there is no going back, they will be a roadman forever. A certified roadman will always wear his Puffer jacket, even if he is in the Sahara desert, or having a surgery, he will always have his Puffer jacket on. Same with the pouch. never going off, and he has every drug that human kind could ever imagine (Weed, Meth, Xanax, etc.), and he will always try to sell you the drugs, even if you're like 8. And the clothes he wears, they have to be fake, or else he isn't a Certified Roadman. They also have to smoke 20 weeds minimum a day.
So now you know you know what roadman is, and all of a roadman's levels.
Guy 1:Damn! That dude sure smokes a lot of weed!
Guy 2:Yeah, he's a roadman.
Roadman: Oi blud lemme try on those creps, or else am gonna shank ya!
A young male from England who usually wears hoodies, trousers, trainers, and sometimes durags and masks. You'll more likely see one in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Bristol, and Leeds.
Roadman: "Sup, man. You good?"
Roadman 2: "Yeah, bruv. This day was great, innit?"
Roadman: "Yeah, man. Hope we get some bands and the feds won't catch us."