A fork of Rural Dictionary
When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.
Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.
Pronounced: (Fungk Schway) A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together. Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off." Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.