A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...
Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.
I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.
When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
When a bowl movement causes anal stinging
That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter