A fork of Rural Dictionary
An overrated event that takes place to celebrate the garlic capital of the world: Gilroy California. The event is run entirely by volunteers and occurs annually. Its fame has spread outside of the US, attracting people from all over the world, as well as to McDonalds, inspiring "Gilroy Garlic Fries".
"Hey man, you wana hang out this weekend?"
"Naw can't. Sorry, I'm workin the garlic festival."
When one is masturbating feverishly
Dude, last night I was working the garlic
Super heady toasted garlic and cheese sandwich. Staple in every lot kids diet.
Vendor : Dank garlic grilled cheese, only one dollar! Down for trades!
Raging Head : Gnarley! Good think I spanged this dollar.
The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
the process of driving a garlic covered stake into a women's vagina to make sure she's not a vampire and then slamming her(thanks twilight series)
When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.
Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.
The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and shortly after urinating in your partner's mouth to create a substance that resembles butter garlic sauce. Gargling may be necessary.
Dude I totally butter garlic sauced my boyfriend last night!