A fork of Rural Dictionary
The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.
Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
A random scapegoat created on the fly to absolve oneself of all blame.
"Sean! Quit shooting bottle rockets at me! I'm trying to sleep!"
"Mom it's the hotdog brigade!"
Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.
To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.
Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.
It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man
When the back of your neck is so fat..it looks like a pack of hotdogs
Curt, the guy who looks like a Walrus is so fat, he has developed a hotdog neck
when one is on the hunt for cock.
"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"
you use this word to insult someone online but also make them confused abt what they have just been called. THhis leaves them in a situation to where they dont know if they should be mad at you or laughing at you for using that word
Kaelynn Weber: hey nick you smell like hotdog water
NIck: should i be mad or haooy you just called me that