Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

J-Bree

J-Bree is the true definition of a low-IQ, nothing gets dumber than this

I didn't think anyone could be that J-Bree

by trishthebish March 23, 2009

drew brees

The past tense form of the infinitive "to draw brees." means to pass gas.

Guy 1: "Dude, what's that smell? It staaaaanks."

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just drew brees."

by Barney with a Capital B February 08, 2010

Drew Brees

A Quarterback with an enourmas birthmark on his face. The birthmark is so big that 49 countries have banned Brees from visiting.

"Hey look, Drew Brees just lost to the Panthers and lost the NFC South."
"yeah him and his birthmark are really overrated."

by Plant Peterson January 15, 2014

Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to

AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend

by Jamers1129 November 15, 2011

Nostril Bree

Snot, phlegm, boogers, that thick substance you can't get rid of no matter how many times you blow your nose when you've got a respiratory infection. Akin to lung cheese, except in your nose.

"I wish I could smell that fine meal you're making, but my head is full of nostril bree."

by Huda358 May 21, 2009

Bree-Anna

She is a bitch and no one is going to like her.
She wants to be like someone and they are not going to be her friend.
No one will ever ever ever like her because she is not a nice person

Someone "hi"
Bree-Anna "rrrrr go away bitch"

by Imagine you 122 August 02, 2015

Drew Brees swag

Possessing the same calm, cool, and bad ass demeanor that Drew Brees shows on a daily basis.

"Damn, that kid has some serious Drew Brees swag going on right now.. "

by Breesus Christ FTW February 08, 2010