A fork of Rural Dictionary
great big cock on the verge of ejaculation
Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.
when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face
This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.
Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.
When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.
Any old man in any night club, usally over the age of 50, who thinks he is gods gift to women and has the sole intention of bagging a slice of minge.
"Hey Sharon watch your back I've just spotted a 'Minge Slinger' over by the bar."
Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"
When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock
wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket