Country Dictionary

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Trampoline

The perfect name for your typical drunken lady who bounces from dick to dick with reckless abandon, usually at closing time.

"Keep a tight grip on your men, ladies. Trampoline is all Jagered up and on the prowl tonight!"

by SillyPaleMan June 11, 2023

trampoline

code word for dildos and other sex toys among discord users

-hey man you wanna go use the trampoline?
- aw hell yeah

by egocer December 17, 2023

Trampoline

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor

When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”

by Tortilla Milf March 03, 2022

trampoline worthy

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.

"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

by MintyDictionary July 17, 2015

Trampoline Bro

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.

Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.

by oooooofff January 16, 2018

Trampoline Diddler

A new swearword able to dodge the Youtube demonetisation scheme.
Created by Ciaran Carlin in his bedroom 2019

Stephen tries smells l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ like a trampoline diddler

by zaackingdom March 21, 2019

The Bad Kind of Trampolining

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.

Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.

by DumbassOofGuy April 07, 2021