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Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.

Ahh he’s a dave

by Moomz September 11, 2020

Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.

Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 31, 2020

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021