A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin
"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"
A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.
Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.
When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
The act of shaming someone for having emotions. Also known as emotional abuse. Never do this, just don't, especially parents and partners. Just because you don't feel doesn't mean you have to make others shameful of being human.
Person 1: my bf broke up with me!
Person 2: haha, you're so dramatic! Why don't you post some pity parties on twitter?
Person 1: hey, that's Emotion Shaming. I'm not your friend anymore.
Metaphorical repositories where you store your humiliation.
The man hid his ignominy well, deep inside his shame sacks.