Country Dictionary

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Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 07, 2017

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 06, 2022

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

fluffy pillow 229

the most elite gamer in Red Gang, despite not being leader. he will absolutely demolish you in Zeppelin Wars and demolish your mom's pussy in bed.

holy shit fluffy pillow 229 just wiped our whole team

by fluffypillow229 August 25, 2021

Popping pillows

When you stab an object till it pops or is destroyed to the point of nothing.

We popping pillows out here on theses cars.

by Pop a pillow July 06, 2019

Pillow hopper

A term used to describe someone who uses a pillow to masturbate.

"She wasn't a homie hopper though, she is a pillow hopper."

by DaniDilf May 21, 2022

Homeless Pillow

An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping

Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?

Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow

by Scruddle McDoodle April 28, 2011