Country Dictionary

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.

Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!

Materiaalpapi, man who oversees all materials!

1: He takes care of the materials!
2: Of course! He's Dave!

yes dave

dave