A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!
When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline
The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
We had polish confetti party.
When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.
A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*
When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.
John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.