A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit and the feces are half way out of your asshole.
Penny wise pulled on my bean tail while I was shitting.
When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.
Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."
The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.
Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.
The most adorable creature ever
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."
A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"
To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.
Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.
Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!
Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.