Country Dictionary

Emily Richardson

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic. That’s even worse

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.

Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent cancerous rodent: nuh uh Guy: *Instantly dies*

the funny rat from ultrakrill

the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you (the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)