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Lent season fools

A time during lent where u do a safe, relgious prank

Ha, he pranked me during lent. I forgot it was lent season fools

by Uwuwuwuwuuw February 25, 2023

lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring? JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 07, 2022

Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.

Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac

by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021

Season the filet

Act of using dry or sprinkle oral flavoring on first class pussy prior to eating.

Hey girl I’m bout to season the filet and have some dinner.

by TheShowWithTheToy April 11, 2018

Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”) A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family. Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.

“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?” “He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness

by Professor Anderson November 05, 2020

escapism season

the season where you listen to the song escapism. the season starts at the end of november and ends at the end of january.

time: december 1st everyone: ITS ESCAPISM SEASON then you start listening to escapism

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 29, 2023

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck April 27, 2018