Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 18, 2025

sharpie-ing

The act of using a sharpie for vaginal or anal pleasure

Damn, Dominic is way too open about sharpie-ing

by cuntosaur September 25, 2021

Déjà vu-ing

A term describing the phenomenon and nature of a relationship of someone who repeatedly dates and experiences situations or relationships that embodies or replicates the last love interest in multiple ways and resulting in almost identical or very similar verdicts. 'Déjà vu-ing' generally indicates identically reliving the nature of a previous relationship but with someone new.

He's 'déjà vu-ing' with Kim so we already know he's going to get his heartbroken like he did with Gina.

by Miss Dvnt October 19, 2017

Inge / Desy

When you wanna be the boss but you can't so you act like you know everything. You also always talk condescendingly to other people like they're plain stupid.

I really hate that senior that's sitting at the corner. She's so Inge / Desy.

by Fpendragon April 01, 2022