A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
Like a pink sock but uncured and overused, that multiple people use at once.
-Dude my friend brandon has a pink sock
-yeah well my friend Tyler has a google tail
-Holy Shit!!!
When you have your back to your partner but you put your finger on ass like a tail, and your partner grinds on it like it’s your dick.
Ask Smarty about pig-tailing
A term of endearment, used by a man or a woman, in reference to their partner, after the man ejaculates either inside of or over the other's anus. Also, can be used as a derogatory term for gay men, but only rarely, and in jest amongst straight men, who are feigning 'gayness' for the amusement of friends and/or family.
Gay guy #1: 'Hey there, slippery-tail, how'd you like that last bung-load?'
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
Used in the Brony Fandom, train of My Little Pony cosplayers
Hey man, let me finish my horse elixir drink and then I'll join that pony tail.
The act of shoving 9cocks up a vagina whilst screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”
Me and my group of friends started nine tailing this girl last night
when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.