A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.
She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.
A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.
Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.
Your gay godfather that is really nice and has a really nice boyfriend.
Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo! Person 2: goodbye
A soft sounding fart usually coming out of a lady's behind.
I was at church tonight and I smelled a fairy whisp.
A term for slaves. It means escaped slaves that run through forests to try and escape slavery.
Jacks parents are a bunch of forest fairy’s
1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style. 2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him! 2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?