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Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump

Let’s speed bump!

by Galasika March 08, 2024

high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

by SnatchSmasher December 12, 2015

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 20, 2021

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 17, 2021

Speed Stick

When he cums quick

Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.

by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 22, 2014