A fork of Rural Dictionary
Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.
Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.
When you’re in a terrible situation
Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.
Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
This kid swore, thats not the Wells Way.
The feeling of accepting minor inconveniences. Australian slang.
"I can't believe the bloody ran out of milk! All well though, guess I'll try somewhere else."
When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
Someone who is constantly tagging you in things they find funny but are inevitably lame or old.
"God, Jason just tagged me in another bone apple tea meme."
"Hey, he's well memeing, just clueless."