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Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right 2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week." "Geez what a fuck fairy." 2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?" "Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions. Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you. Guy: Makes sense. Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 14, 2016

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries bill: yes tom: well you should try them their delicious bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 26, 2009

dancin with sugarplumb fairies

it basically means that you are under the influence of some substance.

Yo man, are you dancin with sugarplumb fairies? Ya man i definitely am.

by adsome36 May 18, 2009

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok* Person 1: *goes to comments section* Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨ Person 2: Wtf did you just type Person 1: Fairy Text... Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 08, 2020

fork fairy

a person who adds literally everyone on snapchat, even if they don't know them.

This girl added me on snapchat, whatta fork fairy!! I don't know her, probably a fork fairy.

by callysfriend March 14, 2017