A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!
A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.
A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.
Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
A complete redneck who doesn't do cowboy stuff but still does stuff in the mud and dirt and goes boating. And smokes a marlboro cigarette for a different reason.
Man what a Cowboy Killer, Redneck knocked out that cowboy.
When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.
This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.
“Hey guys, who's down for a few rounds of Philly Cowboy?”