Country Dictionary

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

Means dead. A dirt nap, means put someone in the dirt for the final nap

Watch your back or you will be taking a dirty nap.

When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)

Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.

Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.

A disco nap, is a nap that one requires when they are doing drugs ; such as coke or meth. A full 8 hours of sleep is hard to do when on stimulants, Uppers. It is because of this reason a person would rather take small disco naps witch consist of any where from 1-2 hours . It allows the body to recuperate this allows a little more glamorous drug induced night while feeling fresh and rested not burnt out

partying takes a lot out of me that I often find my self having to take several disco naps in order to be able to do more drugs and drink and turn it up

A 30 minute nap usually after a heavy night of drinking the day before.

Feel like shit after last night, think I could use a disco nap to perk myself up.