A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!
I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.
A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots for the Big Sky trip? She's such a Caviar Cowboy.
When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah
Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy