A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.
An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship
“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”
When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.
Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."
A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
A man comits the polish finger trap to a woman
A promiscuous female with chipped, or cracked nail polish.
Man I went out with this girl last night and she asked me to rub her feet, then she took off her shoes and there was Hammer Time and Thot Polish everywhere. I couldn't finish the date. I couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy on the movie Boomerang.
a fighting move. done by grabbing the opponent by the shoulders, looking them in the eye, and bending them over to knee them in the crotch/abdomen.
Man, did you see Mirek last night? He seriously gave that prick Vadim a polish blessing!