A fork of Rural Dictionary
An important tool used in taxonomy, to classify living organisms.
"The dichotomous key can classify many things"
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand
Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.
Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
To have typed something out on a keyboard/keypad, typically on a computer or cellular phone.
"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."