A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?
When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2
>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
When the Islamic Jihadi Terrorists organization/people/country brutally kill parents (obviously, Israeli, Indian, or non-Islamic people) in front of their kids (obviously babies), and later put the photo-shoot of themself (Hamas terrorists) taking care of kids and babies, obviously to win sympathy point from western countries and UN.
Pakistan Hamas-ed Indians multiple times after independance and many more in recrmt time
He's the perfect combination between Ed and Athina. He's a boy and a clown. Love making happy people even when is not happy. A visionary and smart person. Love food and being generous. The friend and boyfriend that everybody wants.
Ed-Athina (Ed or Athina) I invite you for a coffee and I pay.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.
When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.
Al: no, how was it
John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.
Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you
Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
An event where someone posts your informations on /soc/ in the anonymous website 4chan, generally with wrong information such as sexuality or gender.
I this I just got /soc/ed, some fat guy is sending me dick pics
Did anyone here make a thread with my tag on /soc/? I'm getting weird friend requests
completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.
He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.