A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.
//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus
//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!
Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.
The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).
When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.
The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.
Griffith females are a rare breed of lame ass hoes who pretend to be deep and real , but really are just lame basic bitches who waste everyone's time and patience.
Guy : hey so what school do you go to?
Girl : I go to Griffith high school
Guy : Sorry I have to go, I have no time for Griffith Females 😷
Female oriented = certain afab enbys, trans women/trans fem enbys, female presenting people or simply anyone who identifies with womenhood.
A "I'm a nonbinary lesbian"
B "how does that even work"
A " because nonbinary people dont have a certain look, I'm comfortable being associated as female oriented, because of my experience with womenhood"