Country Dictionary

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Polish gymnastics

The act and art of ball licking.

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.

by Epistemicballz March 23, 2021

polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin

I gave jhonny that polish connection last night

by TheBestWhitePerson May 09, 2018

Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.

The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window

by DirtyPolishPerson August 04, 2022

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 02, 2019

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

polish enchalada

The act of eating an Israeli burrito out of another's asshole

That girl is so hot I would let her feed me a polish enchalada

by LovingLifeSince83 March 28, 2023