A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your balls get smaller
person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.
I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime
A sex pillow
It is used to help when two are having intercourse. It helps make the sexual experance more comfortable for the partner.
“Babe my boobies hurt”
“Ok... I’ll get you a wedge pillow!”
The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)
Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle
You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.
A term (usually) referred to a man who is attractive and/or big who is nice/kind that woman would “lay” with in a college dorm
-Did you see AJ over there he is such a college pillow
-I know right he’s hot