A fork of Rural Dictionary
national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.
person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“
The day the Pbsus roller coaster is/was open(ed) to the public
HOLY SHIT IT'S DECEMBER 4TH 2030 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT JEANS!
Everyone is skipping school on december third because its national skip school day!
Person 1: Will you be in school on December 4th?
Person 2: No because its National Skip School Day!
A National day where everyone is supposed to not have enough milk to bake a cake
Person A: "Hey, can you bake a cake for me?"
Person B: "I can't, it's December 4th"
December 4th is national hug your crush day.
Sexy man one: Yo dude you gonna hug her today sexy man two: no nut November is over lemme bust dat nut I should hug her December 4th hug her
On this day get your best friend and cuddle with him/her all night until you end up fucking
Woah! It’s december 4th time to link with my best friend
It's the day where everyone has to stay silent in school
And see how the teachers react.
person 1: Hey tomorrow is december 4th y'know what that means right?
person 2: Yeah, its stay silent day!
person 1: no only for school
person 2: ok BOOMER