Country Dictionary

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Heung Min Son

A washed diver that plays for Spu*s FC in the 3 tier of English football. The player is known for bottling finals and never winning any throphies.

Dude 1: Hey man have you heard about Heung Min Son? Dude 2: Isn't he that horrible diver cunt that plays for shitteringham? Dude 1: Yeah i think so.

by AverageBasedPerson May 19, 2022

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 18, 2025

The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram

"I got added to the simp sons gc!"

by Bee asf June 14, 2020

The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.

“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”

by February 14, 2025

ja-son

Synonym for "On Ja" or "on gawd", ja-son is a word that can be used to express agreement.

"Yo that's crazy dude" "on ja-son morant dude"

by daKaptainmilton November 16, 2022

Sons of Heaven

A term that could be used sarcastically to refer to socially powerful Chinese people, particularly those who are corrupt or who are trying to covertly influence other countries. The term can refer to CCP officials, other public figures working (openly or secretly) on behalf of the Chinese government, or even leaders of organized Chinese crime groups, etc. It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor. It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.

I don’t have anything against ordinary Chinese people, but the Sons of Heaven have FAR too much influence in Hollywood and Washington, D.C., and that’s a real problem. My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America. I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again. The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.

by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024